About

Constance is a famous lawn goose plucked from oblivion at a garden store in Ohio, land of the clothed stone lawn animals. She has traveled many countries and sailed many seas, but finds that her heart belongs in the basement of ranch house in Ann Arbor, MI. She is a goose of simple tastes.

Constance has various outfits to fit her moods and predilections. She is not always a big fan of the animals (one cat nearly be-headed her when she was but a gosling), but she does like to dress as other species, as you can see in the “undercover” gallery below.