Holiday Constance – Robin Queen
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Jan. 1, 2000: Millennial Constance brought in the new century in style.
Easter brings daffodils, eggs and Bunny Constance every year.
Constance is a good witch for Halloween, though the kids are still a little freaked out by her.
Thanksgiving Constance gives thanks that she is actually a goose made of concrete rather than a turkey made of flesh and blood.
Christmas Constance tries hard to pretend she isn’t being dressed as a tree. Her other option is a gingerbread man. She’s not sure which is worse.
